The Nude Journal

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:35:50 GMT

bring me adventures!

"political correctness is killing us too"

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:43:46 GMT

http://www.therepublicansong.com/watch.html

this song rules GO AMERICA

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:46:41 GMT

Muh, "Jesus 'would feel Anglican pain'".

YO, JESUS, YOUR PRIORITIES W/R/T FEELING PEOPLE'S PAIN MAY POSSIBLY BE ALL FUCKED UP.

Do you get sexy lady priests? Pls fwd JPGS for future research project (no Dawn French types, TIA).

Italian Spiderman Trailer

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:11:39 GMT

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:09:55 GMT

Yes, Catholic old women knocking on my door to try to save my soul, I am wearing my dressing gown at 7 in the evening.

Deal With It.

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:22:14 GMT

"The population of Norfolk Island was estimated in July 2003 to be 1,853, with an annual population growth rate of -0.01%. Most Islanders are of either European-only or combined European-Tahitian ancestry, being descendants of the Bounty mutineers as well as more recent arrivals from Australia and New Zealand. About half of the islanders can trace their roots back to Pitcairn Island[20].

This common heritage has led to a limited number of surnames amongst the Islanders — a limit constraining enough that the island's telephone directory lists people by nickname (such as Cane Toad, Dar Bizziebee, Kik Kik, Lettuce Leaf, Mutty, Oot, Paw Paw, Snoop, Tarzan, and Wiggy)[20]."

politics

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:13:38 GMT

"i would never belong to any club that touched me on the member"

karl marx

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:10:03 GMT

maybe u do not post ur thoughts and opinions on the internet

maybe the internet posts its thoughts and opinions on u????

Lego Indiana Jones

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:21:26 GMT

This game is excellent.

Yo.

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:34:49 GMT

What's happening?

GO GO STEREOTYPE

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:15:55 GMT

I actually saw a dog attack a postman. I am absurdly pleased by this.

Then the postman threw a stone at it, which wasn't very sporting.

They'll be looking at you on television now, thinking, "You're a nutter!"

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:25:50 GMT

Stick with it for at least the first 4 minutes.

Thu, 29 May 2008 11:07:26 GMT

The biggest flaw in the new Indiana Jones movie is that being inside a fridge during a nuclear explosion should obviously give you some kind of fridge based superpower, yet this is not mentioned ONCE.

When I am in charge of Hollywood it will all be so different.

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:43:47 GMT

I had a very odd dream last night. Gordon Brown said he didn't want to be Prime Minister any more and that I should do it. I tried it for about a day and it was a bit hard so I gave up too. But everyone said that was ok because at least I'd set a new record for shortest term in office. So I just cycled home through gridlocked traffic, happy that no-one seemed to recognise me or even realise that I had been the Prime Minister for a whole day.

True Fact #1

Sun, 04 May 2008 20:08:24 GMT

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the one where you pretend to pull your thumb off.

Sat, 03 May 2008 00:37:28 GMT

And a BNP assembly member?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:54:24 GMT

ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Fri, 02 May 2008 22:50:04 GMT

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:45:35 GMT

No, life, fuck you.

RIP Humphrey Lyttelton

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:41:18 GMT

People dying is dumb. People shouldn't do it. Especially not Humphrey Lyttelton.

The earliest memory I have of listening to the radio was him on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. Part of me expected him do be doing it when I was 86. I hope Samantha was waiting for him, wherever we end up.

educashon

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:51:21 GMT

When I was learning to read, one of the tools used to teach us the letters was the Letterland book, which featured Annie Apple, Bouncy Ben, Clever Cat, and so on.

The X was represented by Kissing Cousins.

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?!?!?!?

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:57:39 GMT

The Green Party candidate would get it*.

*not my vote

YOUR CHOICE

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:27:56 GMT

A little booklet with the London Mayoral candidate manifestos has just been popped through the door.

The BNP one is the best.

"Remember London the way it used to be? Clean, friendly and safe."

No. What?

BNP voter "BUILDER Ken Seager" (sic) has had enough of being forced at gunpoint to celebrate Ramadan instead of "things like St George's Day and other Christian festivals" whilst "HOUSEWIFE Lorraine Henry" knows that only the BNP can stop paedophiles. Yes.

Edit: I missed the best non-sequitur. "STUDENT Samantha Winter" says "I'm voting BNP because I'm Irish...".

Elsewhere the English Democrats are angry about St George's Day being mocked with a screening of The Life of Brian in Trafalgar Square. A nice lack of ambition in the statement "Between the politics of the past, and the politics of the future." The English Democrats: Not right or left, just stupid (and right wing).

Christian Choice candidate Alan Craig is hedging his bets by aiming to "End the (alleged) corruption at City Hall.", whilst Left List's Lindsey German looks like she's about to burst into tears & the UKIP's Gerrard Batten has a face that caused me to shudder even before I'd seen who he was standing for.

And some mad Dutch woman whose highest priority is an NHS-style system for pets is running for Lambeth & Southwark's assembly seat.

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:29:30 GMT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7310907.stm

"A Hawaiian hospital has restated its rules on pets after a man took a horse up in a lift in a bid to cheer up a sick relative with his favourite steed.

Man and beast were stopped by security guards only after reaching the third floor, after apparently passing through the lobby unchallenged.

The patient was allowed to see them but it turned out to be the wrong horse."

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:46:13 GMT

whoop whoop it's snowing