The Nude Journal

nudejournal @ 2008-07-25T19:32:00

2008-07-25T18:35:50Z

bring me adventures!

"political correctness is killing us too"

2008-07-17T23:43:46Z

http://www.therepublicansong.com/watch.html

this song rules GO AMERICA

nudejournal @ 2008-07-07T23:42:00

2008-07-07T22:46:41Z

Muh, "Jesus 'would feel Anglican pain'".

YO, JESUS, YOUR PRIORITIES W/R/T FEELING PEOPLE'S PAIN MAY POSSIBLY BE ALL FUCKED UP.

Do you get sexy lady priests? Pls fwd JPGS for future research project (no Dawn French types, TIA).

Italian Spiderman Trailer

2008-06-30T22:11:39Z

nudejournal @ 2008-06-30T21:08:00

2008-06-30T20:09:55Z

Yes, Catholic old women knocking on my door to try to save my soul, I am wearing my dressing gown at 7 in the evening.

Deal With It.

nudejournal @ 2008-06-23T11:21:00

2008-06-23T10:22:14Z

"The population of Norfolk Island was estimated in July 2003 to be 1,853, with an annual population growth rate of -0.01%. Most Islanders are of either European-only or combined European-Tahitian ancestry, being descendants of the Bounty mutineers as well as more recent arrivals from Australia and New Zealand. About half of the islanders can trace their roots back to Pitcairn Island[20].

This common heritage has led to a limited number of surnames amongst the Islanders — a limit constraining enough that the island's telephone directory lists people by nickname (such as Cane Toad, Dar Bizziebee, Kik Kik, Lettuce Leaf, Mutty, Oot, Paw Paw, Snoop, Tarzan, and Wiggy)[20]."

politics

2008-06-19T17:13:38Z

"i would never belong to any club that touched me on the member"

karl marx

nudejournal @ 2008-06-19T18:07:00

2008-06-19T17:10:03Z

maybe u do not post ur thoughts and opinions on the internet

maybe the internet posts its thoughts and opinions on u????

Lego Indiana Jones

2008-06-06T20:21:26Z

This game is excellent.

Yo.

2008-06-06T18:34:49Z

What's happening?

GO GO STEREOTYPE

2008-06-06T12:15:55Z

I actually saw a dog attack a postman. I am absurdly pleased by this.

Then the postman threw a stone at it, which wasn't very sporting.

They'll be looking at you on television now, thinking, "You're a nutter!"

2008-06-05T10:25:50Z

Stick with it for at least the first 4 minutes.

nudejournal @ 2008-05-29T12:03:00

2008-05-29T11:07:26Z

The biggest flaw in the new Indiana Jones movie is that being inside a fridge during a nuclear explosion should obviously give you some kind of fridge based superpower, yet this is not mentioned ONCE.

When I am in charge of Hollywood it will all be so different.

nudejournal @ 2008-05-15T14:38:00

2008-05-15T13:43:47Z

I had a very odd dream last night. Gordon Brown said he didn't want to be Prime Minister any more and that I should do it. I tried it for about a day and it was a bit hard so I gave up too. But everyone said that was ok because at least I'd set a new record for shortest term in office. So I just cycled home through gridlocked traffic, happy that no-one seemed to recognise me or even realise that I had been the Prime Minister for a whole day.

True Fact #1

2008-05-04T20:08:24Z

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the one where you pretend to pull your thumb off.

nudejournal @ 2008-05-03T01:34:00

2008-05-03T00:37:28Z

And a BNP assembly member?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

nudejournal @ 2008-05-02T23:51:00

2008-05-02T22:54:24Z

ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

nudejournal @ 2008-05-02T23:47:00

2008-05-02T22:50:04Z

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

nudejournal @ 2008-04-26T00:42:00

2008-04-25T23:45:35Z

No, life, fuck you.

RIP Humphrey Lyttelton

2008-04-25T23:41:18Z

People dying is dumb. People shouldn't do it. Especially not Humphrey Lyttelton.

The earliest memory I have of listening to the radio was him on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. Part of me expected him do be doing it when I was 86. I hope Samantha was waiting for him, wherever we end up.

educashon

2008-04-25T16:51:21Z

When I was learning to read, one of the tools used to teach us the letters was the Letterland book, which featured Annie Apple, Bouncy Ben, Clever Cat, and so on.

The X was represented by Kissing Cousins.

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nudejournal @ 2008-04-22T12:54:00

2008-04-22T11:57:39Z

The Green Party candidate would get it*.

*not my vote

YOUR CHOICE

2008-04-22T11:27:56Z

A little booklet with the London Mayoral candidate manifestos has just been popped through the door.

The BNP one is the best.

"Remember London the way it used to be? Clean, friendly and safe."

No. What?

BNP voter "BUILDER Ken Seager" (sic) has had enough of being forced at gunpoint to celebrate Ramadan instead of "things like St George's Day and other Christian festivals" whilst "HOUSEWIFE Lorraine Henry" knows that only the BNP can stop paedophiles. Yes.

Edit: I missed the best non-sequitur. "STUDENT Samantha Winter" says "I'm voting BNP because I'm Irish...".

Elsewhere the English Democrats are angry about St George's Day being mocked with a screening of The Life of Brian in Trafalgar Square. A nice lack of ambition in the statement "Between the politics of the past, and the politics of the future." The English Democrats: Not right or left, just stupid (and right wing).

Christian Choice candidate Alan Craig is hedging his bets by aiming to "End the (alleged) corruption at City Hall.", whilst Left List's Lindsey German looks like she's about to burst into tears & the UKIP's Gerrard Batten has a face that caused me to shudder even before I'd seen who he was standing for.

And some mad Dutch woman whose highest priority is an NHS-style system for pets is running for Lambeth & Southwark's assembly seat.

nudejournal @ 2008-03-25T17:29:00

2008-03-25T17:29:30Z

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7310907.stm

"A Hawaiian hospital has restated its rules on pets after a man took a horse up in a lift in a bid to cheer up a sick relative with his favourite steed.

Man and beast were stopped by security guards only after reaching the third floor, after apparently passing through the lobby unchallenged.

The patient was allowed to see them but it turned out to be the wrong horse."

nudejournal @ 2008-03-24T09:45:00

2008-03-24T09:46:13Z

whoop whoop it's snowing