- 11:31 Going to buy some new shoes later. Oh strange new world, where not all my shoes have holes in the bottom, what will you be like? #
- 11:32 Maybe I'll really splash out and get some undamaged socks to go with them. #
- 13:09 eating enormous ham & cheese sandwich; covering desk in breadcrumbs. #
- 13:47 Something in the office keeps making that tannoy "bing" sound. If anyone has lost a child, please proceed to the customer service desk. #
- 13:58 @Jonnyapps Never mind that, report to aisle 9 for immediate clean-up. #
- 14:16 @Glinner You have to admit that, in a way, ringing up Andrew Sachs and swearing is worse than the Dunblane massacre. #
- 15:39 Nggh. "Strong, dark and handsome." Really? You're going to describe a *TV stand* like that? Really? #
- 15:47 (About a curved TV stand) "Curve your enthusiasm." I wish it was possible to punch people through the internet. #
- 15:55 @threedaymonk The "The Smiths" inspired nick is what makes that. #
- 16:13 @harveyjames it's ok, now I'm looking at mobile phones; with their "Exquisitely composed ringing tones". #
- 16:17 @martylog Turned down the chance to play Fred West on stage. <punchline deleted> #
- 16:30 Turned down chance to become marriage counselor. Too much rapport work. #
- 17:02 @Jonnyapps Ikea? #
- 20:17 I now own both shoes & jeans without holes in the bottom. I'm almost like a real person! #
- 20:24 Wow, 11pm BBC4, John Humphrys & Marcus Brigstocke together at last! I might eat my TV licence in protest. #
- 21:08 I'M ACTUALLY A TEACHER LOL! #
- 21:09 Spoilers, everyone on The Apprentice turns out to be a cunt. #
- 21:11 I wonder how long it actually takes them to agree on the inevitably crap teamnames? #
- 21:15 "My strategy is to have 100% of 100% of 100%. In this way I hope to achieve 100%!" #
- 21:16 I bet Nick likes a spanking in the board room, the dirty old sod. #
- 21:18 250 quid to clean 3 cars? #
- 21:18 300 quid! #
- 21:25 I hope one of them manages to blow a car up. #
- 21:27 "Hi there, want to have your car cleaned really badly?" #
- 21:28 Howard constantly looks like he's about to vomit up a live frog. #
- 21:33 Is there any instance in which "strong personality" doesn't just mean "twat"? #
- 21:36 "YES! WE SPENT ALL DAY EARNING ABOUT 20 QUID EACH!" #
- 21:38 SO FENG SHUI! #
- 21:43 I think Anita might be full of frogs as well. #
- 22:59 christ, my eyes. really need to sort out the refresh rate on my monitor at work before i start bleeding out of my pupils. #
- 23:05 possibly shutting them and lying down now would help #
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