The Nude Journal

09:24 Turns out blackcurrant cordial looks clear when inside an orange glass. I am drinking squash and NO-ONE EVEN KNOWS! Secret squash. #
09:52 @the_chipstick No, I'm normal, it's just that everyone else in the world is really weird. #
10:14 @rhodri there's some sort of joke in there about doing the Lambeth Walk leading to squatting but I doubt it would be worth the effort. #
10:52 I worked at is.gd/nZO5 when it was a rubbish touristy pub. I lost my job because of terrorism. And because of being bad at my job! #
11:05 I love this sign: is.gd/nZTQ #
11:28 @rhodri Yeah, but if you're lucky you sometimes see a resident of Colliers Wood learning to use a chicken bone as a weapon. #

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