- 01:31 sir alan sigur ros. don't really know where that's going, just kind of typed it and hoped for the best, #
- 11:25 @Jonnyapps do not try to kiss the angel. your home may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments on the angel. #
- 11:38 @byronicman Try not to fall in the canal. I did. It was horrible. #
- 11:43 @pageantmalarkey I am not sponsoring you for wearing a hat. #
- 11:58 @pageantmalarkey is it shaped like a bath of baked beans? #
- 12:02 @CharBotGreen is a great service. Knowing that I'm not listening to "You and Yours" is really brightening up my day. #
- 12:46 @falhawk @martylog Yorn's version of Ever Fallen In Love... by the Buzzcocks is pretty pointless but turns up in a few films, too. #
- 12:51 @martylog The Stranglers' "All Day And All Of The Night" is a bit redundant. #
- 14:18 @rhodri I read one of those too quickly and accidentally made it much better. "What's brown and sticky? Hull." #
- 14:24 @pageantmalarkey A woman should be fairy godmother in the living room, a gambler in the kitchen & ballerina in the bedroom. #
- 14:36 @pageantmalarkey wait, are you sure you're not dressed like Mr Benn? #
- 14:43 @pageantmalarkey "I just can't quit you, Mr Benn." #
- 15:21 @pageantmalarkey Sid Owen? #
- 16:05 @city_twit wrapped in foil with your guts out? #
- 17:46 is ready for some beer #
- Tweets for today
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