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Writer's Block: Old enough!?!
nigel
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What do you think the lower age limit should be for LiveJournal and other social networks, and why?

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449 then you all be dead before filling the internet with your fetid invective
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Writer's Block: Out of fashion
nigel
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If you could choose which fashions would go out of style permanently, what would you choose, and why?

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your face
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Writer's Block: Another sleepless night
nigel
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Do you suffer from occasional or frequent insomnia, and why? Do you have any special tricks or remedies? How does it impact your life?

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i can't sleep whilst their shining young eyes stare at me out of the dark, so another one must die
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Writer's Block: Welcome to the mobile decade
nigel
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The eighties were known as the ME decade. The nineties have been called the electronic age. So far, what would you call this decade?

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fart city
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Writer's Block: Categorically speaking ...
nigel
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If the interior discussion in your head were indexed by category, what would the five most recurring subjects be?

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Fiction
Non-Fiction
Reference
Books On Tape
Old Stock For Sale
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Writer's Block: Legend has it ...
nigel
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Do you have a favorite paranormal story and/or urban legend? When did you first hear it? What's the story behind the story?

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There was this girl, right, and she needed to dry her hair quickly so she tried drying it in the microwave... and she travelled back in time to 1955 and FUCKED HER OWN MUM.
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Writer's Block: Kids or child-free?
nigel
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Whether you've chosen to have children or live child-free, how and when did you reach that decision? If you're in a relationship, did you decide separately or together?

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Court-ordered sterilisation after going mental with a strimmer in Mothercare.
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The White Ribbon
nigel
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Originally published at The Grauniad Of Forever. Please leave any comments there.

Like a de-genre-ised version of Village of the Damned where the children are horrible not because they’re aliens with evil space powers but because they’re all traumatised due to the awful way their parents treat them and life being so utterly miserable and without hope. At least the first world war comes along at the end to put some of them out of their misery.

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nigel
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ok cool, "just giving" seems like some kind of consensus. thanks everyone!
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nigel
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say I wanted to something nice instead of something terrible for once, what's the best one of those sites where you can collect sponsorship for doing a thing for charity?
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