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July 25th, 2008
July 18th, 2008
: "political correctness is killing us too"
http://www.therepublicansong.com/wa
this song rules GO AMERICA
http://www.therepublicansong.com/wa
this song rules GO AMERICA
July 7th, 2008
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Muh, "Jesus 'would feel Anglican pain'".
YO, JESUS, YOUR PRIORITIES W/R/T FEELING PEOPLE'S PAIN MAY POSSIBLY BE ALL FUCKED UP.
Do you get sexy lady priests? Pls fwd JPGS for future research project (no Dawn French types, TIA).
YO, JESUS, YOUR PRIORITIES W/R/T FEELING PEOPLE'S PAIN MAY POSSIBLY BE ALL FUCKED UP.
Do you get sexy lady priests? Pls fwd JPGS for future research project (no Dawn French types, TIA).
June 30th, 2008
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Yes, Catholic old women knocking on my door to try to save my soul, I am wearing my dressing gown at 7 in the evening.
Deal With It.
Deal With It.
June 23rd, 2008
:
"The population of Norfolk Island was estimated in July 2003 to be 1,853, with an annual population growth rate of -0.01%. Most Islanders are of either European-only or combined European-Tahitian ancestry, being descendants of the Bounty mutineers as well as more recent arrivals from Australia and New Zealand. About half of the islanders can trace their roots back to Pitcairn Island[20].
This common heritage has led to a limited number of surnames amongst the Islanders — a limit constraining enough that the island's telephone directory lists people by nickname (such as Cane Toad, Dar Bizziebee, Kik Kik, Lettuce Leaf, Mutty, Oot, Paw Paw, Snoop, Tarzan, and Wiggy)[20]."
This common heritage has led to a limited number of surnames amongst the Islanders — a limit constraining enough that the island's telephone directory lists people by nickname (such as Cane Toad, Dar Bizziebee, Kik Kik, Lettuce Leaf, Mutty, Oot, Paw Paw, Snoop, Tarzan, and Wiggy)[20]."
June 19th, 2008
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maybe u do not post ur thoughts and opinions on the internet
maybe the internet posts its thoughts and opinions on u????
maybe the internet posts its thoughts and opinions on u????
June 6th, 2008
: GO GO STEREOTYPE
I actually saw a dog attack a postman. I am absurdly pleased by this.
Then the postman threw a stone at it, which wasn't very sporting.
I actually saw a dog attack a postman. I am absurdly pleased by this.
Then the postman threw a stone at it, which wasn't very sporting.
June 5th, 2008
: They'll be looking at you on television now, thinking, "You're a nutter!"
Stick with it for at least the first 4 minutes.
Stick with it for at least the first 4 minutes.
May 29th, 2008
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The biggest flaw in the new Indiana Jones movie is that being inside a fridge during a nuclear explosion should obviously give you some kind of fridge based superpower, yet this is not mentioned ONCE.
When I am in charge of Hollywood it will all be so different.
When I am in charge of Hollywood it will all be so different.
May 15th, 2008
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I had a very odd dream last night. Gordon Brown said he didn't want to be Prime Minister any more and that I should do it. I tried it for about a day and it was a bit hard so I gave up too. But everyone said that was ok because at least I'd set a new record for shortest term in office. So I just cycled home through gridlocked traffic, happy that no-one seemed to recognise me or even realise that I had been the Prime Minister for a whole day.
May 4th, 2008
: True Fact #1
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the one where you pretend to pull your thumb off.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the one where you pretend to pull your thumb off.
May 3rd, 2008
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And a BNP assembly member?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
May 2nd, 2008
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ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
ONE MILLION?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
April 26th, 2008
: RIP Humphrey Lyttelton
People dying is dumb. People shouldn't do it. Especially not Humphrey Lyttelton.
The earliest memory I have of listening to the radio was him on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. Part of me expected him do be doing it when I was 86. I hope Samantha was waiting for him, wherever we end up.
People dying is dumb. People shouldn't do it. Especially not Humphrey Lyttelton.
The earliest memory I have of listening to the radio was him on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. Part of me expected him do be doing it when I was 86. I hope Samantha was waiting for him, wherever we end up.